I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Holy sore nipples Batman
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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