I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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