doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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