Dual....:-)
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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