allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
