You made me cry and you don't even care
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
