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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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