we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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