if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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