what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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