I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
