Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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