Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
