Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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