try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
