matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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