Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My cat gives me a boner
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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