I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We talked him into tasing himself.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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