Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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