I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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