What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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