There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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