This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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