I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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