I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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