I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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