Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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