Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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