belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
