Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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