Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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