Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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