I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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