her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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