You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
