I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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