I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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