Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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