I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Randomize