just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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