all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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