u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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