omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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