Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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