Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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