My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
BRING THE BAGELS
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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