I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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