I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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