We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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