check it out our google latitudes are spooning
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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