Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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