I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
