why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
