Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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