Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dick very happy bro
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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